May 2013
perma-scowl:
may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
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I need to STOP.
I’ve watched two and half seasons of Doctor Who in the last two days. I finished watching Sherlock in a day and a half (total). The only reason I don’t keep watching Supernatural is to be faithful to Bryan. Lol.
THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL.
But I’m loving every minute of it.
Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
doncasturbate:
my sense of style is
“fuck im late”
“what is this”
“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”
teawithaview:
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
twistedviper:
whorusszahhak:
perfectionistdia:
whorusszahhak:
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY...
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALMOST JUNE I'M...
I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
