9 hours ago

neairaalenko:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Hun

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9 hours ago

9 hours ago

dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

(via timeforlightss)

9 hours ago

fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

(Source: panemwillfall, via gayseawitch)

1 day ago

1 day ago

smurflewis:

4gifs:

Straight bar passing through a curved hole

this makes me so angry

faithanddagger:

I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.

(via aghostpepper)

1 day ago

frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

exactly something all guys need to understand!!!

beauxbatonsacademy:

sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off

(via mm892)

1 day ago

Crying on the inside is one of the worst cries. (via itcuddles)

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2 days ago